I am a dyed-in-the-wool, cradle-to-the-grave, full-throttle, unapologetic geek. I live for comic books, obsess over toys, eat Star Wars and breathe Dungeons & Dragons. And despite all of this, my wife still loves me. I started Geek Orthodox in July of 2008 and have been blogging about action figures, comic books and galaxies far, far away ever since. Now I'm a shopkeeper. So if you ever find yourself saying in your best Joker voice, "Where does he get those wonderful toys?" Now you know. GEEKS UNITE!